Wednesday 27 July 2011

Death Metal Neighbour

I live in a townhouse. My townhouse is stuck to two other townhouses, one on each side. On one side, I have The Good Neighbours. They are, as the name implies, good neighbours. 

On the other side, I have Death Metal Neighbour. Can you guess what kind of music he listens to?
 

Death Metal Neighbour works overnight.....which means he plays his "music" during the day. I work early mornings......which means I'm home all day to hear his "music" pounding through my walls.

Also, he uses his air conditioner ALL SUMMER LONG, even when it's cool at night. And he sits on his back step and stares at me. And he rides an ugly bike. And he flicks cigarette butts near my steps. And he looks like he might smell like a wet bellybutton.

Raid should make jerk repellent.




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