Scrolling through my emails today, I realized that the best parts of some emails are the subject lines. These are actual subject lines of emails I have received over the last week or so.
"Your Invited"
- Wrong 'your,' dipstick. DELETE.
"Zombie Apocalypse"
- Intriguing, but I'm not sure I should open this. I'm pretty sure it's spam, but am I ever gonna feel stupid if it's a legitimate warning.
"Programa Especial Pascoa-Santare"
- I don't know what that means.
"Homis Controle e Instrumentacao"
- Don't know what that means, either.
- Este fin de demana en Zaragoza"
- Isn't Zaragoza a kind of cheese?
"Fly Fish Northern Spain"
- No thank you.
"100 Rooms at a rate of $19"
- Is this an hourly rate? Because I ain't that kind of girl.
"Satisfy your afternoon 'snack' attack"
- Putting 'snack' in quotation marks makes it seem dirty.
"Payroll Time Sheet"
- WOO HOO!!! I'm getting paid this week!
"O curso mais aplicado"
- I opened this one because 'curso' made me think it might have swear words in it. It didn't. Disappointment.
"RE: IMPORTANT"
- Doubt it.
"We can each make the choice never to be sick again"
- Sure -- if I seal myself in a bubble and never leave the house. Since beer and candy live in stores and not in my house, that doesn't seem like something I'm likely to do.
"ad pw"
- This one looks legit. I should open it and send them money.
"Spider Baby"
- This one was a picture of Spiderman dressed up as a baby. Best email of the week.
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